August 22nd, 2017
Looking for a car? Have some guys picking on you? Want them taken care of? Boy do we have a car for you, if you have 300$ or even 250$ you can buy your very own 1958 Plymouth Fury! It's fully loaded even, it comes with manual windows, self repairing sheet metal, fire engine red in color, and possesed by a demon...what more can you ask for? How about undying love by a car that will right any wrongs by killing anyone in your way.
That's right folks, this week was Jeremys pick and we review 1983s Christine directed by honorary film bro John Carpenter starring Keith Gordon, Jonh Stockwell and Alexandra Paul. The movie centers around a 17 year old kid who buys his first car and becomes infatuated with this car, falls in love with it and finds out it has supernatural powers of the demon kind.
It's a great film yet again from John Carpenter, I love the fact it has unknown actors and they do a great job for not being well knowns. The best parts for me is ultimately the car of how beautiful yet menacing it is, and of course how Carpenter films it. It's not gory by any means but definitely gives you the suspense and thrill of a car who is out to get you at all costs.
This car may kill people but will love you until the very end...now that's a bargain folks.
August 16th, 2017
That's right you primitive screw heads, another podcast is ready to invade your ears like the army of the dead from this movie stormed the castle for the Necronomicon. Fear not though folks, Ash will be there with his trusty chainsaw and boomstick to protect us and save the day!
This week we review 1992's Army of Darkness starring Bruce Campbell and directed by Sam Raimi. In the third installment of the Evil Dead trilogy we follow Ash (Bruce Campbell) as he is sucked through a time portal into the year 1300 A.D. and he has to fight the army of the dead and retrieve the Necronomicon so he can be sent back to his original time.
The movie is great on so many levels, from the ultimate cheese fest that it is all the way down to the infamous one liners this movie spills out from "the chin" himself. Can't say enough other than it's highly recommended by the film bros here to go see it.
Kick back, have a listen and hail to the king baby!
August 5th, 2017
Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius! That's right folks bonus level episode time this week and we're doing the 1968 Planet of the Apes film suggested by Brent!
The movie stars Charlton Heston and Roddy McDowall and directed by Franklin J. Schaffner. The movie stars Heston as George Taylor who after a snafu of a space exploration mission him and his crew end up on a planet that is ran by apes. Taylor is captured by the apes and imprisoned but once he re gains his speech after being shot in the throat he tries to explain to them where he is from...however the apes are not having any of it due to being so set in their ways.
It's a great film in so many ways. From the acting and makeup all the way down to the set design. There are many underlying tones and messages of this movie and this is one of the many reasons that makes the movie so great and why it's stood the test of time.
I diegress, so take your stinking paws off of whatever you're doing you damned dirty apes and go listen to this episode!
August 5th, 2017
Knock Knock...who's there? Keanu Reeves being seduced and taking advantage by two young girls.
Yep, that's pretty much the jist of this movie folks. Directed by Eli Roth (Hostel) this movie stars Keanu as a family man who is alone for the weekend and during a rain storm at night two young very attractive women come knocking on his door, enter his home because of him being a good person and ends up being raped ultimately.
This movie was dumb after the 30 min mark, I understand a little bit of where it was trying to go at times but overall this movie kept losing it's sense of direction. It needed a compass and a map but yet they left that shit at home and just hoped they were following the north start in order to find something good in this movie.
It's one of our more entertaining show due to the fact of tearing a bad movie apart so kick back and have a listen once again as we ensue with antics per the usual. Knock knock...who's there? Dumbass movie that's who.